Brilliance. http://bit.ly/2dB4lM

‘Sara Band’ - Eric Fernandez. Gorgeous.

I now know atleast one pretty woman from every state in India. Regretfully except Nagaland, havent met anyone from there :(

ROFL. 7 reasons why dinosaurs should stay away from drugs: http://bit.ly/4T6d6 from @oatmeal

RT @MallikaLA LOL Winner of “HISSS in 140 characters or less”! :) @nikhilv Easy! Mallika seduces people into the theatre…..

Ive had the best day possible.Started with Kerouac, chilled with Ginsberg, laughed with Billy collins nd charmed by Rives. Im lovin it :-)

I have zero social skills and im broke.The only time i write poetry is when im seducing a woman. So logically, im a great poet

entrepreneurial tweeps - need ur inputs.what do u think the advantages of starting a company in college r? #entrepreneurs #startups

Cant get cant get it out of my head out of my head

I think it should be funny.